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If an idiom is about to fly out of your mouth, cover it up and run home

By Dave Frederick | Jul 20, 2010
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Grandmom Rose looked balefully at me as I flashed my first driver’s license and said, “As you strike out on the dating scene, remember not to date any girls who can throw you out taking the extra base.” I looked back quizzically and responded ...
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